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Infrequently Asked Questions

• Are you the owner/manager?
• Is Harold available?
• What is the model number of your copier?
• Would you like to be an exclusive advertiser in our directory/sports calendar/telephone book cover?
• Would you like to save BIG MONEY buying our printer toner/cell phones/yellow page ad?
• Would you like to purchase stock in companies you've never heard of?
• How about a tip on a stock you have heard of?
• Are you still planning on moving soon?
• Are you looking for cash to expand your business?
• Then you must be looking to sell your business?
• Would you like to sell your business in a no-cash deal where we pay you only out of future revenue?
• Would you like to meet with our business consultant in your area?
• You've never heard of me but will you go RIGHT NOW to an expensive store to pick up an item I've paid for by credit card and bring it to me IMMEDIATELY?
• Will you come to my location and give me a large amount of cash in exchange for a check I will endorse to you?
• Will you pick up a check from a business I cannot go to myself because they have a warrant out for my arrest?
• Will you pick up my teenage boyfriend from a distant location and bring him to me?
• Will you pick up directory ad copy and send it to us overnight without letting the advertiser know we are out of state?

If your job is to sell us something, my job is to keep you away from that person unless, perhaps, you are the owner/manager of your business.

I couldn't very well function as a gatekeeper if I wasn't, now could I?

Lost it again, have you? Honestly I don't know why we continue to do business with you.

These do not fit into our current marketing plans.

These are such minor expenses in our budget it is extremely unlikely you can make any meaningful difference. What can you do for us in the areas of insurance, fuel and vehicle acquisition?

It's amazing what a little research on the Internet can turn up.

Did you know that the principal of company A you're pushing was cited by leading financial publications as behind the single worst IPO of the year at his previous company?

Did you know that on the same day you called about company B the attorney general of the state you called from issued an injunction to shut down company B's fraudulent activities?

Did you know that company C has traded at twice its current price within the last three years despite your claim that it has been flat within that period and is going to finally go up now due to a takeover attempt?

So pretty much no .

That might build great trust, except that we've heard about how if you tell half the prospects it'll go up and the other half it'll go down you'll always be right half the time. After three times you've still got one-eighth of the original prospect pool that's seen you be right three times running no matter what actually happened. That's not skill, that's just numbers.

So pretty much no .

Oddly enough we are not. We can only surmise that there is a lucrative business selling this sort of information regardless of its accuracy. It is possible you paid too much for it.

Oddly enough we are not. We can only surmise that there is a lucrative business selling this sort of information regardless of its accuracy. It is possible you paid too much for it.

Oddly enough we are not. We can only surmise that there is a lucrative business selling this sort of information regardless of its accuracy. It is possible you paid too much for it.

You're funny. Tell us another one!

We don't believe such a meeting would be productive for either side.

Cash on delivery only.

Will we come to a known place at a known time while known to be carrying a large amount of cash? In hopes of receiving a check that we have no way of knowing is good?

Pretty much no .

If they won't give or mail your check to you, what makes you think they'll give it to us?

Able Courier is not licensed to carry passengers.

We will not deliberately mislead anyone. We will answer any direct questions posed by the advertiser as best we can.

Our payment policy on this is to require a large upfront deposit from which we will deduct a fixed charge for each pickup depending on how far we have to travel (minimum $25.00, going up in $10.00 increments). When the deposit is exhausted we will require another. No refunds.